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slowhype:

on my way to fucking your bitch

slowhype:

on my way to fucking your bitch

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

thirstfollower:

I put the “laughter” in slaughter

that-fucking-lame-dude:

Game of Thrones cast photos out of character.

I love these photos so much

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

flukeoffate:

distortedpineapple:

serendipitousramblings:

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This makes me inexplicably happy.

I smiled uncontrollably when it started playing, omg this needs to be everywhere on tumblr.

I saw the gif and KNEW and yes it needs to be on EVERYONE’S dash, no exceptions

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Joffrey Baratheon [to Sansa Stark], A Clash of Kings (via incorrectgotquotes)

collegehumor:

Today is the 7 year anniversary of Jake & Amir’s 1st episode ever!

"Amir makes up a really stupid game and I humor him for a little while." - Jake and Amir on Tumblr